How will you have Fernet-Branca?
How
Beer + Shot
Neat, no frills
With cola
On the rocks
From a two-story ice luge
From a “Live. Laugh. Love” coffee mug.
Through a swirly straw
In a pink sparkly flask
Snorkel shot
Cupped in a leaf like fresh dew
Fernet jello shot
Spiked slushie
Slurped from cupped palms
With a pickle back
Absorbed by 10 gummy bears
Right after brushing your teeth
Gently spooned into your mouth.
Intertwined champagne flutes
With a frosty brewski
Beer + Shot
Neat, no frills
With cola
On the rocks
From a two-story ice luge
From a “Live. Laugh. Love” coffee mug.
Through a swirly straw
In a pink sparkly flask
Snorkel shot
Cupped in a leaf like fresh dew
Fernet jello shot
Spiked slushie
Slurped from cupped palms
With a pickle back
Absorbed by 10 gummy bears
Right after brushing your teeth
Gently spooned into your mouth.
Intertwined champagne flutes
With a frosty brewski
Where
Hiding under your desk, crying
In your living room
At a bar
In Dayton, Ohio
Intermission at the opera
While skydiving
In a spooky old house
At a soccer game
In a Yellow Submarine
At the first moon landing
In a massive pillow fort
In the barber’s chair
At the piercing counter at the mall
At the company holiday party
Around a campfire
Before band practice
On a unicorn-shaped pool floaty
On a sailboat lost at sea
The stroke of midnight
Hiding under your desk, crying
In your living room
At a bar
In Dayton, Ohio
Intermission at the opera
While skydiving
In a spooky old house
At a soccer game
In a Yellow Submarine
At the first moon landing
In a massive pillow fort
In the barber’s chair
At the piercing counter at the mall
At the company holiday party
Around a campfire
Before band practice
On a unicorn-shaped pool floaty
On a sailboat lost at sea
The stroke of midnight
With
Your boss
Aliens visiting Earth
Your local bartender
Your sworn enemy
Grandma & Grandpa
Old man Greggory
“Brian”
Fernando himself
The entire cast of a hit musical
Your ex (sorry)
Your childhood best friend
3 drag queens on a lunch break
Your local congressman
An MLM marketer
Your ride or die
Your HOA president
An ancient mythical creature
Your nail tech
The ghost that lives in your attic
Your boss
Aliens visiting Earth
Your local bartender
Your sworn enemy
Grandma & Grandpa
Old man Greggory
“Brian”
Fernando himself
The entire cast of a hit musical
Your ex (sorry)
Your childhood best friend
3 drag queens on a lunch break
Your local congressman
An MLM marketer
Your ride or die
Your HOA president
An ancient mythical creature
Your nail tech
The ghost that lives in your attic
Please drink responsibly.